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Programme bloat my cock.
If it's bloated then hand assemble it or use a compiler that isn't shit. I was an embedded programmer for ten years ... I could squeeze a perl description of your mum's labia minora into less than a kilobyte.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
But could you squeeze MoT into 10 lines?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
Only if they're the lines of a rusty grid covering an ancient victorian sewer.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)