You're wanking to a map.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44,
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You grow plants in your garden hoping they'll grow into porn-hedges like you found in the 80s.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:45,
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