I'm surprised you don't keep her blindfolded
otherwise the heavenly visage of yourself would cause her to go weak-kneed, then who would cook dinner?
( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Or at least make her wear blinkers

( SuperMatt, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Who said that?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:53, archived)