washing?
washing?

I cut her toes off so she could stand closer to the sink, I am not doing the washing.

does do washing but no jokes in that
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

You could have said something like:
"THE ONLY THING I'LL BE WASHING IS MY COCK AFTER I TAKE IT OUT OF HER BOTTOM HOLE, AND THAT'S IF I TREAT HER BY NOT STICKING IT STRAIGHT IN HER MOUTH AFTWERWARDS"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:36, archived)