The harder you hate JMG the harder you look in front of GIRLS.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

98.5% of people surveyed said hating JMG helped them attract girls

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

Hating JMG is just like Lynx.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

JMG, I hate you and everything you stand for.
I also think Alan Shearer is a terrible manager and Newcastle United will get relegated. Of course, this is all your fault. Just like my current predicament of going bald is.

Am I doing this right?
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

you views on Shearer and Newcastle are correct
so I can only assume this is a serious post
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Somebody's probably aching to make that very point, a week today.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:10, archived)