The Foo Fighters.
If I was going to be in a band, it'd be the Foo Fighters.

Which band do you want to be in that disagrees with me?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

because you post lots of things that sound the same lol

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

LOL
I should be in Status Quo.
Teh Qu0 etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

I don't get it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

:(

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Awkward moment for JMG
everybody click
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

I think we should all click it.
That'll show JMG and it'll be LOL.

Everybody hate JMG on the count of three!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

You're all off balance now
one might even say you were wobbling.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

*Head in hands*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

EVERYBODY HATE NOW.
BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

The harder you hate JMG the harder you look in front of GIRLS.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

98.5% of people surveyed said hating JMG helped them attract girls

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

Hating JMG is just like Lynx.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

JMG, I hate you and everything you stand for.
I also think Alan Shearer is a terrible manager and Newcastle United will get relegated. Of course, this is all your fault. Just like my current predicament of going bald is.

Am I doing this right?
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

you views on Shearer and Newcastle are correct
so I can only assume this is a serious post
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Somebody's probably aching to make that very point, a week today.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

I'M WEARING MY HATE GLOVES

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

take off those oven gloves
you just look silly
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

the thermal padding is necessary for picking up red-hot boulders of pure hatred and hurling them into the sweaty, outraged face of the world
( vladimir, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

I wouldn't want to be in a band that already exists.
I'd like to make my own band.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

Well naturally.. Yes.
But that's just going to lead to name calling on here.
It's easier for people to join in if we all know the band.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Fine.
I'd like to be in Paramore. Because I might see Hayley Williams walking around in her pants.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

The Mothers
Or Deerhoof
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Probably Deerhoof
I love Deerhoof
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

I'd like to be in Elbow, because they seem like a nice down to earth bunch of blokes.

( FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Afternoon, Jammers.
I trust you're well.
( FoldsFive, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

I'm smashing.
The football is incredibly frustrating. But putting that to one side I'm chipper.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Fucking silly name for a band, that is.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

I don't think I'd like to be in a band
surely playing the same songs night after night gets a tad boring
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

I'm going to say Bacon again.
Bacon.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

any particular reason for the bacon posts?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

new flavour of frijj

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

That would be sick.
Sick as in the urban youth meaning of the word.

Like, That'd be well sick, innit bredrin?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

He's failed to grasp the Six Degrees of Seperation game

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

Immortal
or Emperor, or someone else with facepaint, leather and medieval weaponry
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

Iron Maiden.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

me too
i live the foo fighters and have a similar tattoo to dave grohl. I love thet band
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

If Dave Grohl knew he was inspiring people like you
he'd be reaching for Cobain's shotgun
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

*CLICKS*
even though it's an insult i dound it very witty
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:11, archived)