I was driving in the country side with the Mrs today, and she got all weird on me, raised her voice, and was like...
"OMG! OMG! There's one magpie!"
Me: "Yeah! So?"
Her: "Don't you know it's bad luck just to see one magpie, you need to see two of them!"
Me: "Maybe the other one is behind the bush, getting dressed?"
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:50, archived)