If you beat Hull, a point will keep us up.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 4:24, archived)

You've given Sunderland and Pompey 3 points each from their matchup?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 4:31, archived)

it's late and my brain hurts
I reckon Sunderland will get no more points this season, beat Villa and your lot can finish above them to rescue some pride
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

I step away for a few minutes
and then you plebs start talking about f'ball!

That makes the internet cry
( Darklord, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:59, archived)