It actually was a 'Scare-Spunk'
the 3rd and worst stage of being scared. ie.

1)So scared you piss yourself.
2)So scared you shit yourself.
3)So scared you spunk yourself.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

pffft
haha
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)