Wait...
You're not Shilpa Shetty.
I detect traces of lie in this QOTW answer.
To the Justice-Mobile!
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I'm imagining a magenta Honda Accord with a boot full of Ninja equipment.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Magenta?
Sure, why not.
I was imagining a black one with red stripes, A-Team style.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Damn it!
I thought magenta would be a subtle colour for pinning people to walls with.

Where did you see me?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

People,
Or Smack-heads?
'cos they're not people, y'know.
As soon as you become a smack-head, you have to hand in your passport, driving licence and national insurance card.
Then they brand you "Sub-Human".
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Ahh yes, not real people
My Honda of Justice has the added 'smack track' feature on the Sat-Nav. Then the car senses a smack-head, it takes control and exacts some vigilante justice. I don't even have to use my amazing karate skills.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I like this idea.
But it saddens me that you don't get to use your ten-years of karate-skills.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I just tried shopping one.
but it looked shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:30, archived)