our swear box was just taken out of action
we've now reached swear saturation, what should I expect next in my office?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

Work.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

like the sort you do? Down at the docks?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Yes
That's it exactly
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I better have a shave then.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Can I weave a rug from your back hair?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

it'd be a small rug.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

A bedside mat
for a mouse.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

quite pretty.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Better a teeny-tiny wig for JMG

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

without hair he's irresistable
with hair he'd be invincible.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

He'll fix the expenses, the Tamils and the pig flu
and we'll all be thin by Christmas.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Oh dear...
I did a bad thing...

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post424237
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

yes.... yes you did!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Wait...
You're not Shilpa Shetty.
I detect traces of lie in this QOTW answer.
To the Justice-Mobile!
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I'm imagining a magenta Honda Accord with a boot full of Ninja equipment.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Magenta?
Sure, why not.
I was imagining a black one with red stripes, A-Team style.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Damn it!
I thought magenta would be a subtle colour for pinning people to walls with.

Where did you see me?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

People,
Or Smack-heads?
'cos they're not people, y'know.
As soon as you become a smack-head, you have to hand in your passport, driving licence and national insurance card.
Then they brand you "Sub-Human".
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Ahh yes, not real people
My Honda of Justice has the added 'smack track' feature on the Sat-Nav. Then the car senses a smack-head, it takes control and exacts some vigilante justice. I don't even have to use my amazing karate skills.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I like this idea.
But it saddens me that you don't get to use your ten-years of karate-skills.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I just tried shopping one.
but it looked shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

a new swear box

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

fuck that shit!
*pays his money*

:(
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

A sweat box,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

is that streetlingo for a disattached lady part?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

EMERGENCY DANCE PARTY

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

*dances appropriately*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

DANCE-O PARTIO!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

A jiffly envelope full of baldmonkey's shit

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

that's pinned to the board.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Ketamin biscuits.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

got to love the horse tranq

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

*shakes head violently*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

*crawls about the floor, pretending to be a lizard*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

*travels to the beginning of time, mind turns inside out*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

*Enters the biscuit based K hole*

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Compulsory wanking

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

I expect the swear level to rise sharply.

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

A combination of the above two ideas.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Fights to the death over who takes what lunch hour

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

we all get the same lunch 30 minutes. it's a winning combination.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Cock Jousting
And 'errection springing'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

last time we did that, one person ended up jamming the laser printer and we had to get rid of the water cooler.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

ME
no. But it'd be nice. I'd take you out for an up-slap meal, so long as it's under a fiver.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

we could walk through the nature reserve and call the squirrels names

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Furry faced stealth cunts.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Even red squirrels?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

No, they're alright.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

terrible racism

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Those merkin squirrels can fuck right off
Coming over here, stealing all our acorns etc.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I know, right?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

there is a pond too, we could point at the goose until it chased after us.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Can I hit it with a stick?
It doesn't count as a real animal due to it's 67% satanic make up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I quite like Geesicles

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

They don't like me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

geese don't like anyone
they're the wolves of the animal world

(haha, hilarious)
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Alright, I won't hit it with sticks
but I'm at least allowed to try and make it feel bad about itself, right?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

it'd be unreasonable if you didn't.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Fab.
How is my favourite Grandma with a penis?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

YOU KNOW MY SECRET?
Tired and 1 part cheery and 1 part fucked off...

Weekend was good, but should have been more.

How're you Wowzers?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I don't want to be at work
but at least I've got my star trek t shirt on. Sod office attire.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

HAH, IN YOUR FACE OFFICE ATTIRE!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

HELL YES.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

*appropriate dance off*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

*glees again*
and high fives for bending casual dress codes :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Rubber band pinging wars
you'll have someone's eye out etc...
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

*starts one up*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Another combination of the above two ideas
EDIT: Damn you Hedonist, now my post doesn't make much sense.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

pinging Captain Wow?
blimey.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Captain Wow is not a server.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

actress, bishop etc

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I'd be a fucking awesome bishop.
CRILLY etc.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

that was on last night
don't call me Len you little prick!!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

That brings back memories...
Of the TV show, I've never called a bishop Len.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I know, I was TRYING to go to bed.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Pinging www.captainwow.com [121.0.6.120] with 32 bytes of data:

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

NOT.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

It's strange, everyone else though pinging as in servers. I thought bra straps. go figure.
ello :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Yo, bubby.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

i have no idea, sorry, no offence, great

( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

thanks for making me aware that you can't really give input, without this knowledge I'd have waited for your particular reply and possibly become upset had an answer not been returned.
Many thanks.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

i'm sure this is the proper point of an internet forum, or not, i'm not really going to judge, not my place, sorry, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'd like to continue our musing another time but I fear we may run this particular topic into the ground, sorry, I will research more topics.
Thanks, keep safe.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

i too will try my best to formulate another thought on the matter, although i'm not all that good at it, probably, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

a menswear box

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

*cardboard waistcoat-a-go-go*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Everytime you swear, do the *inverted commas with fingers* thing
so it looks like you're saying "FUCKING" "HELL"!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

but that'd make me appear like a "cunt" :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

depending on how sweary you were, a big pissup
otherwise, a pun box
( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

A swear fleshlight.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

+filled with bees

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:33, archived)