Gouging my eyes out with corkscrews
and then eating my own face.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

Or watching Ashes to Ashes.
I haven't quite decided yet.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)