Dear baldmonkey
I have flu. Make it go away.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Hello, lovely MM
*clicks fingers* Your flu should start to fade away now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hey you
It's still here. And now I also have hiccups :(

How's you?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

I said it will start to fade away, i can't work miracles!
I'm good ta, any chance of seeing you at DiT's stag do next month?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Embrace it and maybe it'll get scared and fuck off by itself

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)