You should see how I freeze things

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

You straighten your pubes to make a mini-me cock cher
and then you perform a duet. At which point, the thing is frozen.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)