so yeah, food or something probably

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Yeah, i agree or disagree or somesuch.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

I'm listening to Korn. ("Make me bad" if you must know)
At high volume in a built up area...

Someone recommend some music to listen to please?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Beirute or The Ocean.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Are they decent?
What genre etc?
On Spotify?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

sort of ethniccy modern stuff and post metal.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Sounds interesting.
My band of the moment is Blind Pilot. Not everyones cup of tea but I saw them live last week, brilliant.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5P0-ubEFGA
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I can't watch that at work, sorry.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Beirut are brill
If you like them, try out Shearwater and Mumford and Sons too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Noted, ta very much.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

The Dolly Rockers

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

No.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

go on,
youtube them for one of the funniest videos ever.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Best of Black Lace

( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

You cunt.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I'm now listening to Superman :(
It's like every shit middle aged birthday/povvo wedding party I've ever been to.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

(hed) p.e.
Disturbed
Lordi
SoulFly
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Yes
Dear Christ, no
" "
Yes


Soulfly = fucking boring live. What a shame. Max was going through the motions. Support was Skindred through, so at least we had some fun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Disturbed have a couple of good songs
I wouldn't listen to just them though, same with Lordi

I agree about SoulFly live, saw them at OzzFest a few years ago.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

It just broke my little Sepultura loving heart.
Disturbed make me laugh, but not with them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Lordi = Eurovision?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

They were around for ages before that
Turisas bumming bell ends going on and on about them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Lordi were around BEFORE Eurovision.
They are ace.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

But they WERE the band that were in Eurovision.
Yes yes?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Yes

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yes, they were the band that won eurovision
With one of their worst songs
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

, they were the band that won eurovision
With one of their worst songs

Thanks.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Oh and add Tool to that list, lots of Tool

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

now them I would still listen to.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I downloaded a string quartet covering the entire Aenima album the other day
it's not half bad.

For tool see also: Puscifer, A Perfect Circle....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Will do when I get home
I love listening to tool, it kills my car speakers though :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

We don't so much any more
but the wife and I have been loving them for a good 13 or so years, so all it takes is one humming an opening cadence, now.

Bless, he's much more Toolish than I am, though. I bought him a Cam De Leon scuplture a few years ago, and he loved it!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I bet he did looking at the stuff he draws! (meant in a good way)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Aye, he's such a nice guy, too
signed it for me, sent us some free shit. BE NICE TO ARTISTS, and they shall be nice to you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

This
Tool are ace.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Tool are shit.
Really, really shit.

and I'll just point out, that 95% of my music collection is progressive rock/metal/electronica
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Tool are awesome
One of the best live acts I've seen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

They arent on spotify though :(

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I know, it annoys me
It means that I have to open some mp3s
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

I would have to dig under my bed for my cd collection
Bad times.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

If I was 16 then maybe,
definitely not now I'm 30.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Gojira

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Ooooh yes yes yes yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Embarrassingly bad band.
Plus they're french.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Shit off, Gojira are masterful.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

masterfully boring.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

How much have you heard? Seriously?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Seriously?
Quite a lot. I don't slag off a band without giving them enough of a chance.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Fair enough.
Well, I love them. Disquieting, fanTAStic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

It's not Gojira as such,
it's just a lot of that sort of music does absolutely nothing for me.

Strapping Young Lad... now there's a band who does that sort of thing properly.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Ah, see, that's where we obviously differ then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

SYL are awesome too
But I can love Gojira as well.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Anger as an art form = Win

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Backbone
For the brother-fucking WIN.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

I don't know what the songs are called (such a twat)
I just tend to leave them on, they're one of the few bands I do that with. Them, King Crimson, ISIS...

Ciggy time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

I'm exactly the same with Isis.
Perfect ambience, fucked if I could tell you a song name, despite owning 3 albums.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

No, me too, and they're one of my top five.
I don't worry about it.

Plus we can thank them for introducing me to Bohren und der Club of Gore. But not for touring so many times with FUCKING Jesu.

I'm meant to be going out for a cigarette.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Isis hmm?
*makes a note to check them out*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Seriously. They're bloody Lords.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Yes!
I had such a great time at their gig the other week!
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

decapitated
open.spotify.com/track/4lNznSUjByH5zWpPZFFeff
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!!!

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

I'm listen to Newton Faulkner now.
I have... eclectic*... music taste.


*Read as "shit".
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Funkervogt
Megaherz
Oomph!
Rammstein

You might like those.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

I've seen Rammstein live.
Amazing concert.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

As have I
on the pre-Mutter Tour.

Seeing Till on fire with lasers coming out of his chest whilst flake crowd surfed in a boat has not been topped by any other live act yet.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

It was the wanking off a giant dildo sticking out of his trousers and humping the keyboardist with it.
Till eventually he "spunked" over the crowd for a full minute. (I'm guessing it had a hose connected). That sticks in my mind.

The flares shot over the crowd.
The Guitarists mic stands on fire.
His flaming coat.
Etc Etc.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

haha, yeah
The crowd were so hot from the pyrotechnics that people were actively trying to get in the stream of water issuing from his giant member.

A german girl I used to know saw them years and years ago. Apparently they used to smash lit flourescent lights over each other.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

...and you will know us by the trail of dead
Source Tags and Codes album.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Oh shit it's lunch time.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Indeed

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Flash us your gilgywhaps

( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Yeah

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

sod this, I'm off to stimulate my prostate with a cattle prod

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

hello you horiffically bloated sex pig

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Good afternoon you bulbous bundle of bum

( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

My housemate and I drove out to SEE WOO, the Chinese cash and carry on the peninsula
We made an epic curry noodle thing.

We levelled our cooking skill by like 30 points or something XD
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

did you have to kill a bunch of bears?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

i went there once to buy scollops, they didn't have any, i was dissapointed, but this is in no way a judge of the store, no offence
cool
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

The retarded crabs in the big tanks always make me feel a bit grim
particuluarly when a grinning man picks out all the legs that have fallen off and feeds them to some other sea creature.

Also the whole shop smells like a petshop.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

i'm enjoying the fact that a post possibly derriding the use of the forum for food threads, or not, has turned into a massive food thread, or not, possibly, no offence
great stuff
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

You're so offensive.
Why can't you be a nice boy like mongychops?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

What's the deal with the new Mongy
Is he preparing for something large and unpleasant?
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I for one am enjoying it

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Yeah
I want to totally suckle you.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

don't food threads make an interesting use of the forum, or not, no for me to judge really, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

haha
you're fucked up
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

yaaay
Finished my chemistry homework! Am now nomming away on chocolate. Want some?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

yes mail it to me please.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

although forrin chocolate is often ming

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Ritter Sport with yoghurt filling is surprisingly nice.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Hershey's chocolate tastes like puke

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

do you go
tasting a lot of puke then? :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

When I vomit
It tends to pass over my tongue, unfortunately.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

poor Lab.
I usually rip my tongue out before vomiting - saves the trouble.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

BTW
in answer to waaay below, yes I am going to ditty boys do
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Glad to hear it MM
I look forward to seeing you make out with Beckyletters there!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

She is my love bitch
No one can take that away from us.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

I don't think anybody would want to
We're quite happy watching.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Oi.
Cadbury is awesome.

Although I like Green and Blacks better. Nom nom nom. Isn't that a UK one? It's hard to get here :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Cadbury disappoints me, I prefer galaxy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Galaxy???
Never heard of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

It's creamier than cadbury, doesn't taste as powdery (to me, anyway)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

It's not hard to be less powdery then Cadbury
but somehow the cheapo crap manages.
/googles Galaxy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

it's total girl chocolate

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

You can keep Yorkie, it's fucking gash.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

^this

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Yeah green and blacks and cadbury are both from the uk
we win at fat food.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

you also did
Chips.
'What do they usually have with Chips? Wait a moment! It's fish!
I'm going to call her Lunch. hello lunch!' *noms* 'Delicious!!'
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

you're quite a strange girl.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

I've watched
too many british movies. In particular - too many movies with John Cleese.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

I had a baguette,
I'm trying to cut down on my crap food though,
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

yeah great, stick your baguette up your arse you dull prick

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

lol fat mental

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Let us argue about cooking methods,
I cook steak by rubbing my hands together and clamping it between my palms, this takes ten days but if you do it any other way you're dead inside.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

I find that subjecting it to the blast of one good sized lit fart
does it to perfection
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

you're so shit
obviously the only REAL way to cook steak is with a trouser press

all other methods are for screaming nancies
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

I cook mine by walking past my food catwalk style. Buy the time I'm past it is usually well done.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

you do it with hair straighteners you great nancy.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

hai che
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

DAMN YOU BOTH!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Har!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I so have this as a mental image now

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

You should see how I freeze things

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

You straighten your pubes to make a mini-me cock cher
and then you perform a duet. At which point, the thing is frozen.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Lunchbreak! Hurrah!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

COPPER'S NARK

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

forum banter, great stuff

( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)