That would be too good for words
Maybe I could enter the World Freestyle Beard Championships.

I'm not making that event up, it exists.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

Oh, we know. Well, I do.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:05, archived)