Send him a perfumed letter telling him how wet you are.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I did that.
All I got was a curt card in return telling me I should buy a new raincoat and possibly an umbrella.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

What a fucking weirdo.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:15, archived)