Just take your clothes off.
And make sure it's shameless.
Cos everyone knows that's how you get famous.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

I'm going to learn how to carve wood.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

WHITTLE!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

or use a chainsaw.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

With your penis.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Maybe that's the wood he's going to be carving.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:24, archived)