Can I move in with you?
I'll piss on her if it happens again.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

nope,
2 bed flat and you're not sharing my bed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I'll curl up at the foot of the bed and guard you from evil,

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)