I can't really blame him,
All I heard him say was "I don't know if he's in" then my door was open the light was on and there was a girl flying towards my bed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Ugh. Thank fuck I don't live with anyone except the wife any more.
Poor you, chompy. Even if you don't think so.

(I know you're a lad and some sexists frown upon it, but I'd have punched the fuck out of whatever whorish cunt flew onto my bed).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:55, archived)