Not knowing anything about Jews
except some of them wore funny hats and dreadlocks, I was on a plane to Israel.

One of the funny hatted ones got his case out the overhead locker nearly taking my head off, then stood on my foot. I said in a very loud annoyed voice 'Hey! That's my foot you're standing on'. (I might have used different words)

He looked at me in disbelief as the whole plane went quiet and stared at this ignorant (blonde so I stuck out a mile) foerigner who dared to question a foul smelling sweaty weirdo that they obviously held in high esteem. I nearly came under attack for religous reasons.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)