I have one to Ireland this weekend if you want it.
You'll have to change your name, and you'll be walking everywhere because they have ran out of hire cars.

/Still angry.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

More sensible answer: fly to Pisa and jump on a train to Florence.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

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(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:10, archived)