I'm thinking of booking a cheap flight somewhere
but WHERE?
Let's...ASK THE INTERNET.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Zanzibar

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

Been there
too many blacks.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

I just like the name.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

sounds like pink chocolate

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

It's an amazing place

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

Like, totally amazing
literally.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

too many not enough s cocks
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

Morrocco.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I might act on this information
mint tea and fine hashish.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

Look
what Biff just did
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Clicked :)
That's rather woo is that.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

*wobble*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

Swindon
www.flightstats.com/go/Airport/airportDetails.do?airportCode=SWI
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

Haha. Their departures board is a bit blank lol

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

That's because once people have seen Swindon they want to stay forever and never leave.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

I heard that the park benches are made of velvet & have built in plasma tv's

( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

pluto

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

Ryanair fly there
Well, you actually land on Neptune and have to get a coach.
/here all week, the veal's lovely
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

I thought Pluto was a cartoon character

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

No,
it's the Roman God of the Underworld.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

And Neptune's not a planet, he's a b3ta poster.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

I have one to Ireland this weekend if you want it.
You'll have to change your name, and you'll be walking everywhere because they have ran out of hire cars.

/Still angry.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

More sensible answer: fly to Pisa and jump on a train to Florence.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

on

under
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

Inverness

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

I bet Inverness is really beautiful

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

Bristol.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Bristol is poo.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

I live here. And it's named after tits.
What's not to like?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

You have two very good points.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

Her words make sense too.
*badum tish*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

It's named after tits?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

*Bangs head on desk*

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

If you do that everytime she says something stupid
your desk will soon be a patch of laminate flooring.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

*googles*
Oh. Well I don't speak rhyming slang!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

I thought you lived in France

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

Me? No.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

You live in Brest?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

I dunno, but there has been excitement outside my house
Police car driving around with it's siren blaring as a police man is on foot chasing a dodgy looking youth. *nosies out the window*

Sadly that's the only excitement I shall get today though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

True dat

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

We have had numerous police cars, vans and now the crime scene guys across the road.
The guy who sublets Tegans mums brothers flat (complex lol) killed himself on Saturday morning. He was just found today after his music playing for 2 days solid. The neighbours phoned the police and complained and they found him.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Ooh that's horrible

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

It is a bit.
I didn't know him like, apparently he was fine enough.
It's all over some married woman he was having an affair with, he left his wife and kid, she was meant to leave her husband. Strung him along for ages, split up, back together etc etc.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

So the moral here is, women are bastards?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Agreed.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Watch it

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Stop being a bastard.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

I'll have you know that I am being perfectly lovely

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

Uh huh,

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Shes awful
Really mean
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

I'd say.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

Now who is being a bastard?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

I'm a bloke though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

You can still be a bastard though

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Men are naturally bastardish.
Women WORK at it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

So is Pcikle Fairy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Whatever

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

I bet that will want fumigating

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Can't see it being too bad,
But by the sound of it the place is a mess, the copper said to Kevin "oh, you don't want to go in there pal...".
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

Why?
Were the Cheeky Girls still on the stereo?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

It was Elvis actually.
:S

The same song over and over. I'm surprised it took the neighbours this long to complain.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Return to Sender?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

oh fucking hell! I just spat my beer all over my monitor!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

Pfft!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

Blue Swayed Noose

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

I'm moving on.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

A little less conversation.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Hahahaha

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

It's Now Or Never

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Crying in the chapel
Do not disturb
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Indescribably Blue

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

you are always on my mind?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

hahahaha

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

I couldn't do that job
I haven't got the stomach for it
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

there are many places you can go and for me to place one destination over another may cause offence and for this reason i'm not getting involved, sorry, no offence
great
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I'm fed up of the way you talk to people on here you patronising, opinionated shit.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

forum banter, great times

( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

I think you're missing the point.

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

Christ you're all such BASTARDS.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

Hahaha

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

He's ruining this place.
I think Gonz should build us an emergency 'nice' board where we can all go and play without his incessant internet banter.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Can we invite all the antagonistic cunts first though?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Yeah.
That'll work. Then we can get upset in two different places simultaneously. No offence. Smashing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

The sun.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

Eygypt is dirt cheap,
I might go.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

Avoid Cairo

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

all the cheap ones are to Sham al shiek or something.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

superb diving there

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

An airport
Of course, cheap flights are one of the scourges of modern life, creating the concept that spending two hours in a tiled barn sitting on seats more uncomfortable than the ones at primary school, followed up by a few hours in a metal tube with all the other mouth-breathers, before landing in an equally bland terminal, all the while scrutinised, patronised and thoroughly debased by anyone the least bit official, counts as some sort of adventure that we should all do more often or be frowned upon as xenophobic.

In summary, cheap flights are for twats.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

I'm taking a boat next time I travel overseas.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

will it fit on the plane?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Don't get caught
Foreign jails can be tough
and in muslim countries they'll cut your hand off
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

But you're flying
TAKE THAT GRAVITY
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

Then do it properly
even pigeons don't have to pay to be squeezed against some bestenched sweating porker who can't even sip their coffee without sounding like a motorised drain cleaner. That's how low humans have become.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

I think somebody needs a hug.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

WooooOOOoo
IN THE AIR
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

Fair enough
I'll have the yacht made ready.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

Why go anywhere at all?
Is your life so empty that you think a week in Alicante getting skin cancer and food poisoning will somehow make you a wiser person with a richer life experience?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Pipe down
you patronising prick.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

It's not patronising if you really are this worthless

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

You're starting to sound like a very low-rent version of the magnificent Bud.
I think you definitely need a hug.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

My boundless love of life prevents me from hugging anyone
in case I crush their ribcage to splinters out of pure joy
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Keep staring at the pixels
I'm confident of your ability to judge someone's character.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Experience different cultures, try new food and drink, new experiences, visting friends or family, getting time away from work
etc
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

apart from the last two
that's pretty much all bullshit.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

Maybe for you.
Trying the local food and drink is one of the main reasons I visit new places.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

I haven't felt the need to go abroad for about 8 years,
and it wasn't even my idea the last time.
That's how full my life is.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

I don't think anyone books flights, cheap or otherwise, for the fun of the airport.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

The shop

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

seattle
paris
new york

I booked them last night through www.cheapflights.co.uk/ :)
( moohalaa, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Uranus.
/schoolboy lols
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Ryanair fly there. Well, actually they fly to Pluto.
Etc.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

AIRLINE FOOD!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

I wonder what you get fed on a flight to Pluto.
I bet I still wouldn't be able to get to sleep.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Hahahaha,
'schoolboy LOOK AT ME, I'M A MASSIVE WANKER!'

I love Woodside's idiot filter.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Mexico is cheap

( scott,, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

HI

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

hello there

( scott,, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Yeah, bastard didn't get his round in when we went drinking with Uraguay and Belize

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Cambridge Airport is quite nice.
The Customs Office is a small garden shed.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Do they fly to Bogota?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

Holland or Jersey.
That's about it.
Sorry to waste your time.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

That's fine
it's still valuable information.
Norman was shit hot last night, btw.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

pay someone to fly you round and round in circles until you run out of money

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Hello
you unwholesome pederast.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

hello sexy buttocks
I don't really care where you go as long as you fuck off a long way from me and the plane explodes

forum banter, no offence, etc
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'll make it explode
all over your fucking face.
etc.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Paradise

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

They paved it and put up a parking lot.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

I've been there
Might go to me next year. Never been.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:53, archived)