I'm taking a boat next time I travel overseas.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

will it fit on the plane?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Don't get caught
Foreign jails can be tough
and in muslim countries they'll cut your hand off
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:54, archived)