It's not patronising if you really are this worthless

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

You're starting to sound like a very low-rent version of the magnificent Bud.
I think you definitely need a hug.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

My boundless love of life prevents me from hugging anyone
in case I crush their ribcage to splinters out of pure joy
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Keep staring at the pixels
I'm confident of your ability to judge someone's character.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29, archived)