So phone and ask if they take cards...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

If I hadn't done that in the past and had no luck, I'd say that was a good idea.
As it is, you're a retard.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

sit there sobbing then
I'm sure a battalion of internet sympathy reinforcements will be airlifted in shortly
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:43, archived)