As a bus driver there are obvious hazzards of the job
(like hitting other cars and running late).

So I was wondering, what are the main hazzards of your job?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Boss Hogg

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

*brings back fond memories*
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Trying not to hit one of the snobby cunts I work for

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Heavy lifting, forklifts, incorrectly built/stacked pallets, knives/glass/sharp stuff.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Trying not to hit the stupid fat lass who works me.
Puts one totally orf one's Polo game.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

she works you, eh?
eh, eh?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

Sometimes I worry that I'm going to get a splinter, cos I do all my annotating in pencil.

( Comma, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

getting The Gush

( scott,, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

It's a bugger that.
First it goes red, then it goes black :(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

Have you tried destimulating yourself with a dog carcass?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

melancholy

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

awwwwwwww
:(
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

They key is to not let the crushing depression make you take a knife to your wrists

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

I've managed that so far.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Getting caught goofing off on the internet
and pesticides and solvents
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

Sunburn

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

i really couldn't say, no offence, there could be many if a correct risk assesments and method statements were not carried out, that would probably make me the hazzard to myself, possibly, or not, no offence
great stuff
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

I WANT FAST FUCKING FOOD BUT THE PIZZA HUT SITE ISN'T WORKING, DOMINOS TASTES LIKE SHIT
AND I HAVE NO CASH TO PAY ON DELIVERY, SO MY CHOICE IS LIMITED TO THOSE TWO.

*throws toys out of pram*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

www.papajohns.co.uk/
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

www.snappytomatopizza.co.uk/
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

www.hugeblackcocks.com
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Er it seems that actually exists so NSFW
Awooga awooga!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Not in the delivery area.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Are Papa Johns decent?
There's one of those in the place we are staying at on holiday.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

there's one on the road into town,
and a Dominos, and a Pizza Hut. I've never been into any of them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

papa johns?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

You can pay by card for pretty much any restaurant on just eat

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

there's only 4 places that it comes up with for here,
none of them what I'd call edible.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

and you call pizza hut edible,
so they must be pretty bad.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

We've already discussed how you're wrong about this in the past.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

We did indeed,
and you lost, as usual, because you're shit.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

You lost.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

ha ha,
yeah right
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

and there's you, sat there with no phone and no Yellow Pages?
cry harder until your carer hears you
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

Yes.
I want to pay by card you moron.

Can you not read?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

So phone and ask if they take cards...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

If I hadn't done that in the past and had no luck, I'd say that was a good idea.
As it is, you're a retard.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

sit there sobbing then
I'm sure a battalion of internet sympathy reinforcements will be airlifted in shortly
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

You fat fucking mess

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

None really.
Being a trainee is great.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

nitrogen asphyiaxtion
liver damage
cancer
general explosion
neurological damage
possibly a bit of spongiform encephalitis, hepatitis at a push
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Still making those children's toys, then?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Sunburn
and the shits
( broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

putting your signature on something
then later on finding it was a no-no and you are being sued for eleventy million thousand dollars because you said it would be alright.

Secondary hazards include stoving into a fucking brick wall at 150mph.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:03, archived)