I'll only donate money if I get a wristband in return.
I want the whole world to know just how selfless I am.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

brilliantly
you can now get "make poverty history" wristbands sponsored by FCUK, G-Star and a load of other clothing companies. Who use sweatshops. oh, the delicious irony..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)

Silly boy!
Just buy a "fashion band" from a street trader, and pretend to look as though you care.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)