Jings!
I think I'll sod off for the day and come back when the preachiness has all gone...

We all know he doesn't mean it. I quite like the fact that there is little seriousness on here. It helps me relax.

If you start taking things seriously on here, you get a whole day of conversations like this.
And they are dull. And they go on and on because we all can't help but pick at them like a scab. (I'm aware that I'm as bad as everyone else.)
And it's not why we come here.

Now can we please get back to crude innuendo, insults and mocking the deaths of celebrities?

And talking about norks.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

*bums*

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

Hang on, it's not preachiness
and I'm not sure I do believe any more than "he doesn't mean it". I get the impression more and more that it's only a very thin veil between what he posts now and out and out racism.

Maybe he doesn't mean that but you can only judge people on what they say and recently he's done nothing but come across as a cunt. I actually like to get along with people on here, but I've felt no kinship there and if ever I object to something he's said I've started getting dead-pan insults that I can't tell how to take.

Want to laugh about dead babies, or 9/11 or teh holocaust fine - fire me up and I'll laugh like the rest of them. Want to post some link from the BBC thet 'proves' asians are all work-shy, or deviants or whatever your twisted little mind has decided that they do then no thanks.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

Seconded.
/lazy
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

what the hell is your problem?
am why am i the one entirelly to blame for this?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

Well, in all fairness,
you are the biggest cunt on here.

(I mean that in a nice way.)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

Because it's getting really fucking annoying mate
and in general it's you that's causing these rifts in the first place.

I'm not having a personal go at you but I am saying that you seem to be coming across like more and more of a racist areshole. If that's not what you are maybe you should think about the way you come across. If that is what you are can't you take it somewhere else?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

Yeah cos thats not personal
Cheers mate.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

THAT'S NOT BEING FUCKING PERSONAL
FFS!

I'm just fucking pointing out that you sound like a cunt. If you're not (and I don't think you are) then just take a look at the way you are portraying yourself.

Jesus Cunting Christ on a stick you're difficult.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Every time ... you are near.

*pictures mykey and fenris running towards one another in soft focus along a beach at sunset*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Because it's you that does it.
It was really peaceful here the other week, when you were away in Egypt thinking up things to say about towelheads when you got back.
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Oh bless:)
I luff you:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

See.
And now I'll reply.
And then you'll reply.
And then I'll reply.
Blah blah blah blah...

And at the end of the day I am incredibly apathetic about a lot of issues, simply because they aren't my problem and I am a selfish shit. So why am I perpetuating it? Who knows?

I love you, by the way.
I love you all.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)