It can't be quorn AND chicken at the same time
now can it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Ok Chicken STYLE burger

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

I'd suggest
that unless the quorn was at some point previously seen to be feathered and flapping around a farmyard clucking, you can't even call it that ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, archived)