You have much sympathy from me, lady!
I had something the other week. Began with G. I think.

Couldn't talk for a week, couldn't eat, wok,e up in the night with bleeding gums where I'd been chewing my mouth in pain.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Gonorrhea
Gout, or Goulash?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)