Afternoon!
I'm all alone (well I'm not exactly alone as am on lunch hour in a net cafe)

Today I have mostly been shouting at people and giving myself indigestion. I have nothing of interest to say. But I do have the worlds BEST mullet to post later.

How am you lot?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

I am in possession of antibiotics
and feeling so rough I could cry
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

awww poor you
*cuddles and gently wraps cashmere scarf around your poorly throat*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

thankee lady
Mr V just brought me a hot water bottle for my shivery back and I burst into tears, which hasn't helped my throat at all
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

We're moving on.
No arguments here.
Honest.
How are your breasts?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

big and bouncy
as usual
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

Good work,
clever girl,
keep it up.
Etc.

I am nearly feeling well in the head again. My prozac is starting to kick in.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

listening to light jazz
and eating cheese scones
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

I love cheese scones :(
I'm soooo hungry but it hurts too much to eat
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

May I suggest you watch the South Park episode,
"How to eat with your butt".
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

You have much sympathy from me, lady!
I had something the other week. Began with G. I think.

Couldn't talk for a week, couldn't eat, wok,e up in the night with bleeding gums where I'd been chewing my mouth in pain.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Gonorrhea
Gout, or Goulash?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

I was up all night with a case of the shits
And now I'm working from home...well trying to inbetween my fucking internet connection spacking out...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

bad pint on Saturday?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Why would having the shits keep you up?
Just make sure your duvet's well tucked-in.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

Afternoon, old chap.
Good night on Saturday, I thought.

Everyone's jumping on Mykey below. I think there's a part of him that hasn't been kicked yet if you hurry...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

My heads still only 40% bruised!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

Saturated
with half the contents of the North Sea.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)