if you keep chewing pie gristle for about an hour then it turns into acceptably edible if slightly tasteless pie meat
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:14,
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I think that's how Ginsters do it too.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:15,
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