don't try telling me you've never squeezed one off over a picture of a skunk before

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Look
they've changed the locks and had some sort of petty restraining order put on me. As far as I'm concerned it's ancient history.
Stripey cunts.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:29, archived)