Oh man,
I totally want to smoke a cigarette. Smoking is awesome. I only started smoking to see if I could give up again, but once I tried it I realised that it's really enjoyable as well as all that stuff about cancer and losers calling you disgusting.

I didn't really have any pressing need to stop, but now that I have I'd be letting myself down if I walked the two minutes to the convenient 24-hour Co-op and bought a pack of awesome, cool-making fags.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:56, archived)