And you also
Once got shit on by a bird.
I think you should write a book.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Twice.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Twice?
At least you didn't have hair to wash it out of.
That's they way they generally respond to things on here, yes?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55, archived)