Probably something by AA Milne it was that long ago.
However, I am having great fun restoring 'deleted' files on a phone that I found today. Someone's been rather naughty in a Mini with a nurse it seems.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

IF you havent got your cock in your hand and it isnt a crowded train im going to feel very let down.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Sorry

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

Photos or it didn't happen

( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

Nah. I think I know the woman involved.
But I can't figure out from where.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

I can help

( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:35, archived)