You would be
Cheese and Peas because it rhymes so goodly.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

What about goat and stoat?
Or nickel and pickle?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

That would just be silly.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)