The alcohol will boil off before the fat renders

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

This is true, bad science on my part.
Alcohol boils at 40, duhh.

Maybe just mature the bacon in vodka in a tank for a few months instead.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:37, archived)