YOU!
My bird wants to talk to you about something, probably periods or ponies, I couldn't be arsed to find out. Can she call you tomorrow or something? I realise this would have made a better gaz but I've had a drink.
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:37,
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Of course she can :)
I'll be about - ring on the landline as my mobile signal is gayer than malchick.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 23:08,
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