I like twigs.
Carving the bark off with a craft knife whilst in a park carrying a knife FUCK YEAH
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Then crying when you cut your finger.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04, archived)