I am already a slavering man-badger at full moon
and I prey on canus lupus wherever possible.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

Were badgers
are about as scary as zombie tadpoles.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

don't mock the zombie tadpoles
if you fell in my pond they'd devour you in literally months..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

Isnt if funny
that "Frog spawn" sounds like "Frogs Porn"

I bet it causes endless confusion in French themed nudy mag vendors.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

And amphibian adoption centres.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)