Dress as Captain Jack Sparrow and i'd bet you'll get to pull off who you like.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

It works for the wife.
Drowning in clunge whenever we go out, bless him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:16, archived)