it's more expensive to pay to
have a herd of goats trained to sing the directions and then have the goats flown by helicopter to the homes of everybody you are inviting to the wedding
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homonk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:31,
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In a gold helicopter
with Nicolas Cage and Rip Torn taking turns to give directions.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:33,
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