I just accidentaly stumbled upon this :
www.sheffieldnet.co.uk/

What the fuck ?
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

At a rough guess,
it's directions to someone's wedding.
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

but
WHY buy a domain name for it ?
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

Perhaps they bought it for something else
but are just using it for this now.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

I'm guessing he had the domain already
and just found it a convenient place to put directions to his wedding to send the URL to his mates.
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

Maybe they bought the domain
put up wedding directions, then realised that they now had to get married. If the internet tells you, you've got to do it.
( Geordie Al, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

I think this ^

(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

Ridiculous!
Where do you get such ill-conceived notions?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

It must be
the WORLD's most expensive way of sending somebody wedding directions.
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

I think carving them into the face of the moon
might work out a bit more pricey.

I am enjoying pissing on your bonfire ;)
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

bastard
!
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

it's more expensive to pay to
have a herd of goats trained to sing the directions and then have the goats flown by helicopter to the homes of everybody you are inviting to the wedding
( homonk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

yes
it probably is.
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

In a gold helicopter
with Nicolas Cage and Rip Torn taking turns to give directions.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

I think its the "Wedding Directions" heading
that gives it away
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

It's easy
turn left after the Bluebell pub. What more do you need?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

It's your mortal soul.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

Aren't souls immortal... not that I believe in them.
Or did you mean 'sole'.
In which case, what is his fish doing high-jacking the internet?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

It looks very much like a map.
A map to a wedding and furthermore, cake.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

And people who are feeling bad about being single.
*prints*
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

*snort*
This, in spadefuls.

Although most weddings are terrible. Ones with free bars are passable. Ones with plate smashing are quite good fun.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

Plate smashing
That's either Greek or Irish/Pikie
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

I have a
Scottish friend who I suspect will fairly soon marry his Greek girlifriend. Theirs will be one wedding I look forward to attending :D
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

I've got my first proper someone-I-actually-know wedding coming up in August
He a Microsoft engineer, she an architect.
No plate-smashing, but I get to be an usher and look good.
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

Enjoy!
Ushers get it easier than bridesmaids ;)
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

*clicks 'I like this'*
I just stumbled upon this: selfdestruct.net/kitties/
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

Write to them
and ask.

17 The Grange
Kirby Hill
Boroughbridge
York
North Yorkshire
YO51 9YB
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

I just might...
...
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)