FUR IS MURDER. SO WE'RE GOING TO POUR PAINT ALL OVER YOUR FUR COAT...
YEAH... THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ON A NEW ONE, THUS SLAUGHTERING ANOTHER ANIMAL FOR ITS FUR.

No, wait, hang on. That can't be their policy, that wouldn't be very clever.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 22:57, archived)