Christ.
There should be a medal awarded for that sort of thing.

Women are wired wrong. I mean, they dont even appreciate a good fart.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Oh mine sounds a like a choir of ducks when she's pretending to be asleep
They just pretend they don't
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Pfft
Earplugs FTMFW
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:06, archived)