I dunno
I also find the 16 year olds who open the mail in my office annoying, i mentally shake my fist at them.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Be content in the knowledge, no matter how far fetched it seems
That you've had loads more sex than they have
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 17:59, archived)