pfff
I work in a nursery with children.

True Story:

Some of the children have no daddy and I'm the only bloke they come in contact with.

Consequently I'm a surrogate dad to some kids to the extent parents tell me of pictures of me on their fridges and children asking if I can read a story at bed time :(
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)

Ah bless:)
nows the time to raise an army of your own!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)

you should be flattered
it's hard to groom befriend children of that age.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)

Nahh tis easy.
Do some painting with them, smile a lot, tell some jokes. All sorts.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)