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Guten Aben meine liebchen
I'm at my mums, and trying to avoid her till my dad comes home. I'm hiding in the office - she knows I am here and is being silently accusatory about my being upstairs on the computer whilst she is sat watching cartoons with Reecey.

Think of a reason for me to be up here that isn't b3ta, my reason finding bitches.


please
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)
You're looking at porn
to get the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
You're having the world's first
self-performed caesarian section and you need privacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)
That's not even nearly funny
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
I'll do it for you if you want
Im a dab hand with a knife...Just ask Trixie...oh wait, shes canal bound
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
Re your username and comments below.
Will you please, please, fucking well let it lie, like I'm now trying to do. And just failed.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
this ^^
but you know he's only doing it to get a reaction from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
I'm off for an evening of French sticks and pub quizes now anyway.
Only logged on to check email.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)

French sticks and pub quizes now anyway.

Throwing bricks at shops in an effort to "stick it to the man" in Edinburgh.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
oh for gods sake
learn about your social history will you?

Nothing has EVER been achieved by cynical twats sitting on their arses throwing 'clever' insults at people who seem to give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
Remind me of a time
when a handfull of hippes throwing bricks at McDonalds "achieved" something?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
This is a fair point
Liberal fascists everywhere know that the only way to get things done is to preach from the comfort of your home
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
I'm all for protesting, don't get me wrong.
But only if it's an organised one with real reasons and not just 100 people there because Geldof told them to be.

Also I thought protests went on usually outside the places involved?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
Hippies cant cross running water

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
it's all about awareness
and making the news.

There will always be people who use protests for their own ends, but to write it off the way you have been makes a mockery of people who died to give you the right to vote, go to university, have a freedom of choice - it sounds dramatic but it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
No it doesnt its him saying these protestors are twats

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
well
of course, with his wealth of knowledge and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
I wouldnt say it was any greater or lesser than yours
His opinion is perfectly valid
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
Liberal fascists?
You are putting the moron back into oxymoron.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)
You should take stock of the way you try to force your opinions on others
the very meaning of Fascism
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)
always thinking of the whores...

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
researching activities to do with a child
for the summer holiday
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/534244
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
pfff
I work in a nursery with children.

True Story:

Some of the children have no daddy and I'm the only bloke they come in contact with.

Consequently I'm a surrogate dad to some kids to the extent parents tell me of pictures of me on their fridges and children asking if I can read a story at bed time :(
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
Ah bless:)
nows the time to raise an army of your own!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
you should be flattered
it's hard to groom befriend children of that age.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
Nahh tis easy.
Do some painting with them, smile a lot, tell some jokes. All sorts.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)
This is a sensible suggestion
I'm just a bit nervy is all.

I hate having important discussions with my parents. I'm 27 for fucks sake, I should be able to manage it by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
You were just coming downstairs

when a tiny fluffy little kitten was run over and you had to wait there with it untill the kitty ambulance came and even then you could barely tear yourself from the tiny teeny bleeding kitty

???
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
on the landing?
on the internet?


EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
Yes
is there not a road on your mums landing? If not can't you build one? Just a little one?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
for a little kitin?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
checking
bank accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
I don't have one at the moment
so that could be tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
buying
dildos on ebay? Checking train times?
Fwappage?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
all of the above
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
Because
you don't like her and feel emotionally distant from her. This is only aided by her seemingly grudging attempts to communicate with you.

Too honest?

You could always tell her you're researching a role model of yours called Oedepus, while looking for a mother's-day love swing for the two of you. That should keep her away.
(thisismyclone, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
you sir are a sick sick man
you've not seen my mum :/
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
Because you ate too many pies and are now stuck in the room
until you have worked the excess girth off.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
ARF!!
She'd believe this one as well
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)